East.Side.Back.Street

After the first match of the season, lets have the round up of the interesting moments of the matches. We have John Dykes from ESPN and Yuyee from the BSB and Terence from the Eastsides to analyse the highlights of the match.

John Dykes : Hi Yuyee and Terence. Welcome to the show.

Terence & Yuyee : Hi John.

John Dykes : Woah. The game this morning was an interesting affair. A high tempo game given that it was only the first game. Please guys, tell us what u felt about that game. Yuyee, u first.

Yuyee : Back Street ROCKS man. As i say, the Eastside sucks. I have already warned them and told them straight in the face to put up a good fight for us. But in the end, it was an expected scoreline. Eastsides are a bunch of losers. Just in case u dunno, i will tell u guys the scoreline again. The BSB won the Eastsides convincingly, 7-5. Even Songjie, our Kezman of the team, got onto the scoresheet. How about that?

John Dykes : Erm.. Well.. I guess so. How about u, Terence?

Terence : Well, i would say we lost to a slightly better team i guess. I have to congratulate the BSB and will sportingly fully acknowledge their win. We are professionals. Winning is part and parcel of life. We wouldn't deny our opponents a win, esp since they win us only once in a blue moon.

John Dykes : Very Sportsmanlike...

Yuyee (cutting in rudely) : Nabei cheebye. What once in a blue moon. Kaninabei. Can always play again. U think we scare u ah?

John Dykes : Woah.. Calm down.. I'm sure that Terence dun mean it that way.. Besides, its quite a fact that BSB win the Eastsides once in a while...

Yuyee : Eh, Enough hor John.. Nabei.. A person has a limit to his patience one hor..

Terence : Yah.. But a monkey doesn't have mah...

Yuyee gets up from his seat and attempts a cheap shot at Terence but is stop by his minder.

John Dykes : Woah, cool it guys. U are both stars in the making. Lets not start this again.

Yuyee : He started first hor..

Terence : Did not.

Yuyee : Did too.

Terence : Did not.

Yuyee : Did too.

John Dykes : .............

After a couple of mins of comforting by their minders, Terence and Yuyee started to cool down and continued with the interview.

John Dykes : Ok. Now for the next question. Let's ask Terence this time first. Terence, what was the main reason for the loss?

Terence : I guess, its kinda my fault. I have to admit that. I didn't score any goal and didn't even assists any. Its kinda off day for me. As u know, when its my off day, Eastsides tend to perform worse. Besides...

Yuyee (Cutting in rudely once again) : Yah yah.. Excuses...

Terence tries to get up and confront Yuyee, but is restrained by his minder..

John Dykes : Guys, i have just received a tip from my sources. It seems that the Eastsides purposely lost the match to serve as a reminder to their outgoing member Hu Liren. It seems they want to remind him that one should not expect to win all the time, there are losses and wins in this world. Care to comment about this?

Terence : Eh, John.. We on national TV lei.. This kind of thing u know i know can already.. No need to tell the world.

John Dykes : Opps Sorry.. But what i'd like to say is that u guys are really Great! U eastsides are willing to give up your pride to taech a friend a valuable lesson in life. For this, i salute u guys!!!

Yuyee : .......

Yuyee : Nabei Cheebye.. What kind of lanjiao is this? U actually believe this kind of cock stuff ah.. John u bloody dickhead.. Cunt face..

John Dykes : .......

Terence : Eh, Yuyee.. u not that handsome urself either.. Y call people a cunt face when u have a cock face urself..

Yuyee : Nabei Cheebye.. Kaninabei.. U can insult my family, my dog, my cat, but dun insult my face...

Yuyee poke his fingers into Terence's eyes.

Terence: Arggggghhh. Cheebye! My eyes! My eyes!

Terence feels around and manage to locate Yuyee. He grabs his balls and gives it a few good squeezes.

Yuyee: Wooooooooooooo

More interception by the minders before both stars slump into their seats.

John Dykes : Yuyee, are u ok?

Yuyee : I'm fine

John Dykes : So guys, what do u think will we expect to see the next time both teams meet ?

Yuyee is still unable to speak following the attack by Terence...

Terence : I think we will see the Eastsides will wack the BSB the next time round..

John Dykes : Ok.. We shall see then.. Thanks once again gentlemen for your precious time.

# posted by eastsidebackstreet : 11:45 pm