Saturday, October 15, 2005
Vic, your place looks swell. Nothing near my impression of dinghy, musty, stonewalled cellar types with luxuriant mould overgrowth and a dim lamp swinging from the ceiling. Though as much as I love to see the immaculate condition of your dwellings, I must kindly request you to get your tight nigga ass off and out of your dorm.
Your parents didn't pay a quarter of a million dollars for you to marvel at the ingenuity of a radiator. If Friday's your off day, make it an off day. Go out and take in the London air. Visit all the archaic landmarks and architecture that would be squandered on your youth but fondly ruminated in future when you're an old, fusty dingbat. Pick up horse-riding(I've always wanted to try that, btw). Shop for a pair of Clarks(they are really cheap over there I heard). Arm-wrestle at their taverns. Attend opera. Swim the English Channel. Go rowing(somehow they like that sorta thing). Go fox hunting with your neighbour's irate bloodhound. Chat up that cute blonde over at the delicatessen across the street. Gotcha there Ivy, haha.
An overseas education costs so much more because it is worth that much more. The invaluable experiences, the immersion in a totally different culture(well, maybe not totally, not for I-used-to-be-a-colony Singapore), the liberal nymphomaniacal nubile young blondes... Ok, I think you get my point. So please, for once, be a true-blooded Singaporean and milk every English penny you've thrown in dry of their worth. After all that, yes, you can go back to marvel at that off-white, intricately designed radiator. And this applies to you to Es.
lotsa love,
sq
Your parents didn't pay a quarter of a million dollars for you to marvel at the ingenuity of a radiator. If Friday's your off day, make it an off day. Go out and take in the London air. Visit all the archaic landmarks and architecture that would be squandered on your youth but fondly ruminated in future when you're an old, fusty dingbat. Pick up horse-riding(I've always wanted to try that, btw). Shop for a pair of Clarks(they are really cheap over there I heard). Arm-wrestle at their taverns. Attend opera. Swim the English Channel. Go rowing(somehow they like that sorta thing). Go fox hunting with your neighbour's irate bloodhound. Chat up that cute blonde over at the delicatessen across the street. Gotcha there Ivy, haha.
An overseas education costs so much more because it is worth that much more. The invaluable experiences, the immersion in a totally different culture(well, maybe not totally, not for I-used-to-be-a-colony Singapore), the liberal nymphomaniacal nubile young blondes... Ok, I think you get my point. So please, for once, be a true-blooded Singaporean and milk every English penny you've thrown in dry of their worth. After all that, yes, you can go back to marvel at that off-white, intricately designed radiator. And this applies to you to Es.
lotsa love,
sq
# posted by eastsidebackstreet : 12:50 pm
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